If you buy cookies, they will come ... (I hope)

Open House is tomorrow. My to-do list:

• Shove into the file cabinet or otherwise hide the enormous accumulation of papers, files, and stuff cluttering my desk. My professor asked this evening: who thinks they are organized? I wasn't even the least bit tempted to raise my hand.
• Get the kids to tidy the inside of their desks and wipe them down.
• Get the kids to hide their picture frame somewhere in the class, then write a clue for their parents.
• Wonder why haven't I thought about putting up student work before this.
• Frantically collect and post some student work.
• Put out the cookies, peanut butter crackers and juice and hope we get a decent turnout. ...